Gastronauts. Hob jockeys. We all know someone who likes cooking; a friend, family member or a work colleague. Perhaps they pride themselves on their pristine kitchen – maybe a woefully underused expensive range that earns its keep making weekend waffles – ; they know their Moulinex’s from their Magimix’s and don’t like to keep all their AEGs in one basket. Or maybe they just have the whole series of Masterchef and The Great British Bake-Off on DVD. Anyway there’s no getting away from it, once they don the pin-striped apron, with a large glass of wine in their hand, they fancy themselves a bit once they get to work, and are certainly NOT to be crossed when they begin creating…
They may even go through an imaginary scenario where they are working in a top kitchen – under a superstar chef – when suddenly, DISASTER STRIKES! The superstar chef has a meltdown (perhaps their ego has been poached) and strops off for the night, leaving service hanging in the balance! But fear not as this kitchen has a supersub to step into the breach and save the day (or night).
This canvas comes in two sizes: a 16×16 and 20×10* and features the text ‘Gordon has left the F*****g Kitchen, Today’s Chef Is:…’ and can have the name of a friend or family member as the replacement at the bottom. The canvas is available in Dark Blue/Light Blue (Gordon Classic) and Green/Dark Blue (Gordon Light).
For those with a more demure, serene nature, perhaps the alternative canvas, ‘Nigella has left the kitchen, Today’s Chef Is:…’ would be more suitable. This artwork also comes in 16×16 and 20×10* sizes and is available in Dark Blue/Light Blue/Orange (Nigella Classic) and Lilac/White/Dark Blue (Nigella Light).
*On both the 20×10 ‘Gordon’ and ‘Nigella’ sizes, the text changes to read ‘Your Chef Today Is:’.